10 Dog Thoughts That I Won't Tell My Peep

I have admit, I’m one lucky dog and its great living with my peep. I’ve learned a lot, seen a lot and even though I love my peep to bits, there is just some dog thoughts that I’d like to keep under paw.

I can spell

T-R-E-A-T, C-A-T, W-A-L-K-I-E-S…. Yup I know exactly what they mean. You have been spelling them out for ages, but I secretly know what you mean, I just pretend not to understand, but I’m keeping an eye on you.
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I know that my cute face works

I think this is why I love my peep so much. I can give her my best cute face and she gets all mushy, and I can either get a little treat from her plate, or a cuddle on the couch.
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I Can here you

Maggie! Here!Here! Here!… Jeez, I heard you the first time, but I’m busy chasing squirrels at the moment.
4.

I know you really like to snuggle

Sure I hear you chat about how I’m a bed hog, or how I like to take all of the duvet, but I also notice that you raise you head when I jump off the bed and head on over to mine.
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I know you secretly enjoy it when I destroy my toys!

Sure they may only last a minute or two, but you know I still love them so thank you for keeping me busy with my soft fuzzy toys!

You love my social nature

You can take me anywhere and I’m sure to enjoy myself, meet new people and maybe even crack a joke.

I like having a chat with the neighbours dog

Sometimes I just need to let the world know that I’m in my garden.

I really never understood the word fetch

I get it the first time when you toss a ball, I go bounding over to it as fast as I can, pick it up and run back to you and return your ball. After all that, what do you do? Well you toss it again… I mean really!